ACTAEON: Naked ladies are fun to look at if they aren't virgin Goddesses, you may get eaten by your own stag-hunting dogs.
SEMELE: Another rape victim is punished by Hera who tricks the girl into unknowingly asking for her death.
TIRESIAS: Which gender enjoys sex more? Don't tell Juno the answer, she may make you blind.
NARCISSUS & ECHO: A cursed nymph forever remains in the hills and the cause of her broken heart learns what it's like to love something you can't have.
PENTHEUS: Refuses to respect Bacchus and gets torn from limb to limb; bitches be crazy.
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